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Every Only Fools and Horses episode, every quote

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Specials

• S00E01 — Christmas Crackers · 468 quotes
• S00E03 — Diamonds Are for Heather · 327 quotes
• S00E04 — Thicker than Water · 654 quotes
• S00E05 — To Hull and Back · 1690 quotes
• S00E06 — A Royal Flush · 1556 quotes
• S00E07 — The Frogs Legacy · 1324 quotes
• S00E08 — Dates · 1713 quotes
• S00E09 — The Jolly Boys Outing · 817 quotes
• S00E10 — Rodney Come Home · 1668 quotes
• S00E11 — Miami Twice the American Dream (1) · 1178 quotes
• S00E12 — Miami Twice Oh to Be in England (2) · 2017 quotes
• S00E13 — Mother Natures Son · 777 quotes
• S00E14 — Fatal Extraction · 1822 quotes
• S00E15 — Heroes and Villains · 673 quotes
• S00E16 — Modern Men · 1320 quotes
• S00E17 — Time on Our Hands · 1077 quotes
• S00E18 — If They Could See US Now · 841 quotes
• S00E19 — Strangers on the Shore · 1843 quotes
• S00E20 — Sleepless in Peckham · 1693 quotes

Series 1

• S01E01 — Big Brother · 395 quotes
• S01E02 — Go West Young Man · 397 quotes
• S01E03 — Cash and Curry · 370 quotes
• S01E04 — The Second Time Around · 446 quotes
• S01E05 — A Slow Bus to Chingford · 442 quotes
• S01E06 — The Russians Are Coming · 406 quotes

Series 2

• S02E01 — The Long Legs of the Law · 325 quotes
• S02E02 — Ashes to Ashes · 287 quotes
• S02E03 — A Losing Streak · 319 quotes
• S02E04 — No Greater Love · 306 quotes
• S02E05 — The Yellow Peril · 330 quotes
• S02E06 — It Never Rains · 289 quotes
• S02E07 — A Touch of Glass · 272 quotes

Series 3

• S03E01 — Homesick · 745 quotes
• S03E02 — Healthy Competition · 621 quotes
• S03E03 — Friday the 14th · 682 quotes
• S03E04 — Yesterday Never Comes · 672 quotes
• S03E05 — May the Force Be with You · 676 quotes
• S03E06 — Wanted · 682 quotes
• S03E07 — Whos a Pretty Boy · 835 quotes

Series 4

• S04E01 — Happy Returns · 777 quotes
• S04E02 — Strained Relations · 671 quotes
• S04E03 — Hole in One · 713 quotes
• S04E04 — Its Only Rock and Roll · 762 quotes
• S04E05 — Sleeping Dogs Lie · 788 quotes
• S04E06 — Watching the Girls Go by · 866 quotes
• S04E07 — As One Door Closes · 709 quotes

Series 5

• S05E01 — From Prussia with Love · 768 quotes
• S05E03 — The Longest Night · 567 quotes
• S05E04 — Tea for Three · 795 quotes
• S05E05 — Video Nasty · 753 quotes
• S05E06 — Who Wants to Be a Millionaire · 800 quotes

Series 6

• S06E01 — Yuppy Love · 1103 quotes
• S06E02 — Danger Uxd · 1244 quotes
• S06E03 — Chain Gang · 1270 quotes
• S06E04 — The Unlucky Winner Is · 1330 quotes
• S06E06 — Little Problems · 1068 quotes

Series 7

• S07E01 — The Skys the Limit · 613 quotes
• S07E02 — The Chance of a Lunchtime · 474 quotes
• S07E03 — Stage Fright · 520 quotes
• S07E04 — The Class of 62 · 559 quotes
• S07E05 — He Aint Heavy, Hes My Uncle · 1248 quotes
• S07E06 — Three Men, a Woman and a Baby · 598 quotes